I order practically everything online — from toothpaste to clothing to weather stripping for the door. I just can’t get much done with a 9 month old and a 2 year old. They’ll give me one errand a day, tops. So that means a lot of deliveries and a lot of door-bell ringing. And a lot of door-bell ringing will send a mother of a sleeping child into A TIZZY. An irrational, hair-pulling, I-will-kill-you-until-you-die-from-it tizzy. Do NOT mess with our rare moment of peace and quiet. Am I right? Ahem. I mean the poor child needs his rest …
So this is my gift to the poor unsuspecting delivery men and women who don’t know what they’re walking into — a warning sign. Consider yourself warned (wink). Choose from 4 color choices. Fits in 2.5×3″ frame. (Don’t choose “auto rotate” in print preview and it will print the correct size.)
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Or in case you really have your hands full: